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III! BUTTON A iupurxturr — ( h in rie Herb* — Muvvugr Pleas« bnng us ANY string or kits paefcag mg you may find on the beach and w ell grve you a free button for ca rin g a bo u t o ur beaches. Bob Rice L.Ac. r o a»* m < annon Ar« h. f )■ 47110 416-1911 Ask Uncle Mike t IT/ S i Dear U n c le M ik e , „ x My w if e s n o re s c u re s ? lik e a b ucksa w . W ide Awake m Know any s u re F lo re n c e Dear W id e , Tow n Once V pqh a freeze 436-1112 Oldest Kite Shop or, Oregon Coâs: « iin r-r I ( n s l.iu s »•«*»*1 ÍM I» r- 11> *x fV rft ( . m u m m i iw -, ■ h < t t o z u o , S.M U n c le M ik e assum es you've r u le d o u t c o r r e c t i v e : u rq e ry . And t h a t , in a d d it io n t o a c u p u n c tu re , y o u ’ ve e x p lo r e d th e u s u a l f o l k re m e d ie s : r itu a l c u r r - ■ , s t r a n g lin g y o u r w if e w it h a s o c k , and w a lli n g up y o u r bedcham ber w it h pum ice b lo c k s w n iie she s le e p s . Beyond th e s e s u g g e s tio n s , U n c le M ik e can o n ly pa3S a lo n g th e m ethod used s u c c e s s f u lly by h is A unt B ru n o . A u n t ie , a lw a y s a b i t fla m b o y a n t, a tt a c k e d U n c le Bub w it h a la r g e s t e e lh e a d , p o u n d in g him m e r c il e s s l y and s c re a m in g , " I need s le e p , yo u u s e le s s i d i o t . " U n c le B ub, no f o o l , became a m a s te r of th e c a tn a p . Dear U n c le M ik e , Cafó Espresso M l) Broadway 07 taloog Riverside) S«*.iude. ( Hegnn 71fl-fcl6S rru iry anne radmacherhershe y N ev er argue at th e d in n e r ta b le , for th e o n e w h o it n ot hungTy alw ayt g e lt th e b e « of th e argum ent. Uxw) *nd L o rn * Ge^»*e»i lo o k in g , s m a r t, and f r i e n d l y . I a ls o h a v e n ’ t had a d a te in m o n th s . I t ' s n o t t h a t my s t a n d a r d s a re exit o f r e a c h , b u t n o one who comes even c lo s e h as been a p p ro a c h in g me. I s i t my b r e a th ? S o m e th in g I s a id ? O th e r wrmen I know a re h a v in g th e same p ro b le m . W h a t’ s w it h you guys? W HATKLY C y n th ia S . , L in c o ln C i t y Dear C y n t h ia , G ra n t W ritin g Service B ig plans stalled by lack o f fu n d s '’ Are you a progressive * organ izauon. group or collective * poli usai campaign * publication or individual Professional consul ling, rescan, h and wnung service can help get you funded' Call PROGRi SSIVE DEVELOPMENT 238-4559 F i r s t o f f , U n c le M ik e s u g g e s ts you a c c e p t ’ > a tte r: a s th e y a r e . Karma b e in g w hat i t i s , t h e r e ’ s a good c h a n c e y o u 'r e a lo n e f o r seme re a s o n . As a c o r o l l a r y o f t h i s , you m ust a c c e p t th e p o s s i b i l i t y , r e g a r d le s s how s l i g h t , t h a t s o m e th in g a b o u t you c o n t r i b u t e s t o y o u r lo n e - 1 m e s s . What w ' r e d e a lin g w it h h e re C y n th , i s an o ld ze ne sq ue q u e s t io n : is y o u r l i f e h a l f e m p ty o r h a lf f u l l? A lo n e i s one t h i n g , lo n e lin e s s q u ite a n o th e r. You a re lo n e ly o n ly t o th e e x t e n t y o u d e f in e y o u r s e lf as h a l f o f a m a tin g p a i r . As f o r w h a t’ s w it h us g u y s , U n c le M ik e can o n ly re m in d you t h a t a weman w it h o u t a man is l i k e a f i s h w it h o u t a b ic y c le . D ear U n c le M ik e , VICTOR H. PLUCY. m.fi. Counseling P sychotherapy Individuáis. Couples ft Families 436 -9 22 5 W..»Ong»ur jii.tr l< r M> My g i r l f r i e n d ' s been on me t o lease a l i t t l e w e ig h t. I c o u ld s ta n d t o d r o p f i v e p o u n d s , b u t she w a n ts me t o jo g w it h h e r . I th in k i t ' s g r e a t i f she w a n ts t o ru n a ro u n d th e n e ig h b o r hood in a s w e a t s u it , b u t I ' d as soon d o s it u p s in f r o n t o f th e t v . 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